Half a Cup of Blues

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

One Hot Mama ...

Who turned up the thermostat...?!?!

I can go to bed bundled up in jammies 'cuz I'm freezing...
I'll wake up at 3am and be dripping with sweat...
The covers have to be pushed away ...
And jammies will be flung far...
I need COLD water...
...which turns out to be no problem since I have to get up and go anyways!

This is NOT okay!
I want my money back!
What?
No Deposit, No Return?

I'm WAY too young for this! *sob*

Today's Plan: Sleep with the window open?

7 Comments:

  • I was about 40 when all that started, and 43 when it was all over except the flashing. I hope the worst of it will be short-lived for you, as it was for me. My advice: no jammies, and easily moved layers of covers. I've never been able to sleep in a room without a window open, and now our bed is beneath the windows, and the cold air chills my water bottle all night long.

    By Blogger bhd, at 1/05/2006 11:26 AM  

  • Well, you know my thermostat is the exact opposite of yours, so we should definitely cuddle more! M'wah!

    By Blogger Yibbyl, at 1/05/2006 11:14 PM  

  • Me too, chick. I dunno whose body this is that I'm wearing lately. And, as usual, what BHD said: no PJs and layered covers. Tell K that Z keeps bottled water by the bed. ;)

    By Anonymous zip, at 1/06/2006 5:12 PM  

  • Thermostats aside, you're just plain HOT!! :hug:

    By Blogger Sophie T. Mishap, at 1/07/2006 10:23 AM  

  • Yikes. Sounds like Zipperella and bhd have far better advice than I could ever give...

    By Blogger newwavegurly, at 1/07/2006 11:22 AM  

  • I think I'll be hitting this early too, dear friend. I never had any pregnancies to delay the production of eggs, and I'm already getting tiny sneak previews just before my cycle starts.

    By Blogger Lexie, at 1/09/2006 9:27 AM  

  • Just another one of the joys we men are robbed of...

    sigh

    we can't have babies
    no menapause
    bars on our bicycles for us to fall on.
    No make up.
    No machines in OUR bathrooms
    we have to go swimming topless
    We cant get a pedicure unless we're ecentric
    We're can't dance together unless we're gay
    We have to go to the bathroom alone... using the restroom is such a lonely business for men.
    There's no real lingerie for men.
    No high heels to make us look taller.

    sigh... we guys sure miss out on a lot... life is so unfair...

    By Blogger doc-t, at 1/11/2006 5:36 PM  

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